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Grapin spent about $1,400 in materials to build the treehouse. After being cited for violating the county zoning code, however, he has spent nearly $2,000 in an administrative battle with the county that’s still underway.

Maybe it’s just because they’re more fun, says Max Read at Gawker. Heavy drinkers enjoy the “social benefits” that come with alcohol, whereas studies show abstainers run a high risk of depression. Everyone knows an active social life helps you live longer, and besides, “I’ve been the only sober person at a party, and let me tell you, it is depressing.”

Now, smart phones provide barflies with instant access to the internet’s infinite array of facts and figures. These ubiquitous gadgets have usurped the bartender’s role as public house arbiter and killed the time-honored pastime of barroom debate.

America is pretty good at finding new ways to use old products, says Bonnie Azab at Grist, but “converting Four Loko into fuel represents new heights of creative reuse.”